It's cool she's probably just doing all this fun shit by herself, not like with another dude or anything
Don’t say anything and hug a person in the room with you right now just like this!
'It says right here on your resume that you're strawberries. I'll just take your word for it.'
If you see a girl do this… ask her out, who are we kidding? Beggars can’t be choosers.
The guy on the right looks like he just discovered one of those girls is his daughter.
Or people are getting really sick of your “hip” open floor office plan and will do anything to get away from each other.
I just can't trust Vodka after it told me that marrying my wife was a good idea. Right everybody? Remember when I badmouthed wives? That was fun.