This dog feels bad for their mistake and they are being added to a watchlist as we speak.
This dog knows their mom and dad aren't happy with their day jobs so he's trying to do his part to convince them to move on to greener pastures. Good dog.
The 4th is on a pan of cookies that the dog is secretly baking for their owner. Boy will they feel bad when they see those cookies.
This dog just got home from a dog party and they're feeling a little hung over, okay?
This dog thinks it's their owners fault for putting delicious diapers within easy reach and also not teaching the dog how to open doors.
This dog thinks this person should have fought harder to keep their hamburger.
This was meant as a threat. Will the kid heed this dog's warning? Time will tell.