This conversation between a mom and her son that invented Friendster isn't going so hot.
Bacon Ice Cream Sandwich: The ice cream is actually the lowest calorie part of this invention.
Good news they invented a perpetual motion car that fills itself with gas.
The slow crouch was invented so you made sure to not sit on poison ivy in the woods.
I've seen every Nightmare on Elm Street movie and I know Freddy's more inventive than a pickaxe to the eye.