At a certain age this burger becomes more appealing than having sex with a woman.
I have problems that are so complex, even the most genius programmers would have trouble solving them.
I think that person was just trying to convince you to have sex with him despite having mono.
If you had to give up sex for a year, but could have any car you wanted what would it be?
My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.