This dog just got home from a dog party and they're feeling a little hung over, okay?
This dog was on the force for a few years, but their heart just wasn't in it so they retired.
This dog just has an enthusiasm for words. It's okay, little guy. We do too.
This dog was neutered and can't lick its own balls so this is the next best option.
Keeping watch so the other dogs can finally tear the shit outta that new couch.
This dog knows their mom and dad aren't happy with their day jobs so he's trying to do his part to convince them to move on to greener pastures. Good dog.