You can guesstimate the intelligence of someone by how many sentences they write in caps
Protip: if you ever want to be taken seriously, don't write in pink marker.
I Tried To Write ‘Wash Me’ Onto The Window, But My Finger Had To Be Amputated
Or you will be forced to roam the Earth, writing articles and collecting images.
This guy lives with dishes that can read and write. Get out of there, dude!