When I want to meditate, I just belt sand something and that gets me there.
One of my female friends likes the movie Space Jam so much that I just assume all women like it.
I don't own any hand towels but my girlfriend does. I think that means that women at least like hand towels or am I just a slob?
This picture was taken after this car was dropped from a crane but before it hit the water. Cool, huh?
I was unable to remove this car from the flagpole. Much like before, this was my car. Now, I walk everywhere.
My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
Just kidding. I'm a man but even I know that the glass ceiling is awful. I hope that gets shattered soon!
Is Pinterest still popular? I don't have a Pinterest, but my girlfriend might.