Dog pretended he was asleep so he wouldn’t have to talk to the F’ing FOX his dumb owners got.
He was a solid union gig, so they couldn’t fire Carl when they found out he was a dog.
This man is so drunk that he doesn't even know that Tom Hanks is his best friend. Watch out!
He really liked hockey and she really wanted to get married so it worked out.
This dog knows their mom and dad aren't happy with their day jobs so he's trying to do his part to convince them to move on to greener pastures. Good dog.
Adrian McPherson (Florida State) amassed gambling debt betting on his own team, so he stole a blank check and tried to use it, but was ultimately arrested and kicked off the team.
Benedict IX (Ruled 1032-1044...then 1045...then 1047-1048) a.k.a. Pope Joffrey