Just kidding - bikinis weren't made in 1776. But that would be a nice fact if they were.
What was the coolest thing you wanted to do as a kid when you became an adult?
The good thing about this whole “eating in the dark” fad is you can really just serve customers anything.
"If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will be funnier." - Gene Wilder