This selfie would be crazier if instead of wearing a jet pack he just jumped this high.
When you think you look cute in the photo but you really just look drunk as fuck.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm getting revenge for things or if I'm just a jerk.
Don't you worry, this derelict couch bought a subway ticket so it has just as much right to be there as you do.
Hanging out with your pet lizards? I can't see why you wouldn't do that on the subway.
‘On the civilian side, you get that. The first dose is hard to overcome, then you realise, ‘this is just life.’’
If your job is based purely on looks alone, why would you be surprised when you don’t get the job if you don’t look the part?
‘We know our metabolism slows down as we get older,’ she explains to Daily Mail. ‘It just means we have to take control and make healthier choices and work a little harder.’
What do you think – is Daria’s hair beautiful, or is she just begging to get it stuck in a desk fan?
Rope and Ratchets: No, not those ghetto ratchets, but ratchets that can save your life. Rope has a variety of uses and the ratchets can be just the pulley or support system you will need to get to safety.