'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
I can't tell who Photoshopped what. If he did it then why did he make his head huge, and if she did it why did she pick an ugly guy's face to use.
‘I wanted to be a fireman as a child so as soon as I was old enough to volunteer at 16 I did it.'
That’s going to leave a mark! So this is why my Blooming Onion is taking so long!
I too leave half-full bottles of water around my house. Dildos? Not so much.