'From that moment on, I knew that my future would belong in the skies and more specifically being a helicopter pilot.’
Reindeer a-humpin' : Where do you think little reindeer come from? From threesomes!
Ugh, I feel like I'm being offensive with these. I promise I'm coming from a place of inclusion. Here are pictures of sweets.
'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'
I think we found where the leak in the oil pipeline came from: silly bear thought it was honey.
I'm just going to say it. I love where they started from with this, so all of these are going to get an A.
‘I have vague recollections of doctors and nurses coming in and out to check on me and asking weird things like 'do you know where you are?' and 'what's your name?'
Hello, I am from five years in the future and I am here to tell you where these new grads ended up. This student is now a producer on The Daily Show!