When you finally catch a unicorn, you best keep it on the roof of your car.
This dude was about to win a marathon in India when a random dog attacked him. LOL.
Gazongas. [guh-zawn-guhs] Named for the sound men and women make when gazing upon these mammaries.
It sucks when you're trying to have your picture taken and two women decide to photobomb it by making out.
She also believes that Asian women have a disadvantage when it comes to achieving a nice, plump booty.
When you realize your Women's Studies degree won't get you anywhere so embrace the wiener.
Martina is a ‘glamor model,’ which is what women call themselves when they have giant boobs and hire people to take photos of them.
Because giant naked sunbathing women are exactly what shoppers want to see when they make a quick run to grab toilet paper.
Calm The Charge: While it may be the last thing on your mind, calmly standing your ground when a bear is charging can be the best attack deflector. If you get a bluff attack as a warning, stand, wave your hands, and talk calmly to the bear.
Play Dead: Okay, this doesn't work when a bear has stalked and attacked you, but will work with bears protecting their cubs or territory. So if you are a lover, not a fighter, play dead.