The entire family locked themselves out of the house. Nobody tell them about the key under rock move.
This person is going to have their locks changed, but that pain pales in comparison to how they'll feel when they find out that the internet is laughing at them.
When your boss asks you to lock the mowers and your only thought is 'That is NOT my job.'
When you take such a ratchet dump they lock the toilet up and bury it so the evil can never escape.