You have to stay 10 feet away from the ponies on Assateague, even if they invade your personal space.
'So, what is normal -- I believe normal is defined differently by everyone, but if the vast majority of people experience what's going on in these photos (which they do), then it's pretty normal!’
When you ask for extra mayo and the kid making your sandwich busts a nut instead.
Moving into your college dorm with your 'ball map' because who knows what a globe is.
This is what happens when you let your toddler pick out your tattoo colors.
And your parents want a kid who didn't eat paste all K-12, what's your point?