When you're at that age where you don't know what the hell to do to impress people.
You know what's pretty American? SWORD FISH! We don't know either but still great.
'Babe I don't know what happened, I was at the aquarium looking at the octopus when ALL OF A SUDDEN...'
You know what? I don't think you guys are getting it. We want memes that make United look good, not bad.