“A year ago, I made my husband promise to still love my body after I gave birth.”
Is Pinterest still popular? I don't have a Pinterest, but my girlfriend might.
Guy Fawkes - Remember, remember, the 5th of... holy shit! Look at those eyes!
I just can't trust Vodka after it told me that marrying my wife was a good idea. Right everybody? Remember when I badmouthed wives? That was fun.
‘I've already accepted the fact that I can't carry my own children but this part of my life is a constant worry.’.JPG