When you know they have your size but there's a conspiracy to hide it from you.
‘Having the confidence to know that your body will carry you throughout your entire life and that hating it is a waste of that life.’
Because introducing your kids to politics at an early age always goes well.
Anytime you get your news from '100PERCENTFEDUP.COM' you know it's gonna be QUALITY.
Sometimes you just need a lot of cleavage in your mugshot...for 'reasons' you don't need to know.
If you are too lazy to hold your phone to your ear, you are probably too lazy to go out and buy a cellphone holder for your head.
Moving into your college dorm with your 'ball map' because who knows what a globe is.