When you know they have your size but there's a conspiracy to hide it from you.
‘Having the confidence to know that your body will carry you throughout your entire life and that hating it is a waste of that life.’
That’s like slicing your arm off and wondering why it hurts – no shit you almost got skin cancer.
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When your roommate doesn't come home for five days but he leaves you a note in case you care.
If you ever find this relatable, you'll know for sure your life has gone off the rails.
‘I have vague recollections of doctors and nurses coming in and out to check on me and asking weird things like 'do you know where you are?' and 'what's your name?'
Bear Hug: A man once escaped a bear attack when he locked his arms and legs around the bear in a reverse bear hug, which made it confused and it ran off. If you're on your back and the bear is on you, it might be your last resort.