When this Christmas tree isn’t fighting crime, it goes by the name “Spruce Wayne.” Get it? Like a spruce tree? I’ll see myself out.
This is really screwed up if you remember that books are made of dead trees.
Was This One Of Those Trees A Hippie Lived In So They Wouldn’t Chop It Down?
Guys, my Christmas tree keeps saying it’s going to exterminate me. What should I do?