When you get to see the locals get down in the parking lot...don't let anyone tell you romance is dead.
When you really don’t want to get off the couch but are out of Snickerdoodles.
When you're actually competent at applying for jobs and decide to get out of the box.
When your six-year-old keeps asking if you need to use the bathroom and you finally find out why.
First person to accurately figure it out and explain why gets a high five. Figure it out fellas!
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
Dude's a genius. He gets to piss off his ex AND get some free porn out of it because she's dumb.
When your friend tells you to just move the junk on his seat to the back before you get in.