The easiest way to tell if someone is a man is to look at their forehead. If it's bloody from crushing beer cans, they are a man.
If you're a man and you don't have a box of shop towels within ten feet of you at all times, are you really a man?
Would you feel like a real man if you didn’t have a penis? What if you didn’t have a vagina?
Every man has access to a good old fashion swimming hole. If you don't, I mean, are you a man?
Welcome to Manly Monday, the once weekly Break holiday that celebrates all things man. This is a castle. You can bet a man lives in there.