Customer. It only happened the one time. You know what? Let's just stop making United memes.
When tragedies like this happen it’s time to hug the beers you love close to you.
You don't have to clean up after a Fidget Spinner. This game on the other hand ...
She’s waiting in the kitchen like this after you got home from work, what do you tell her?
With a smile like that, you must have something nice to say to her? Go ahead!
I've got to assume one of the other 4 comments was something like 'What the actual fuck is wrong with you'