All right, this is a picture of a street zipper. Nothing weird here. Uh-oh. It started talking. That's a part of the art piece and not the LSD's effects on my brain, right?
Oh, no. He's making a break for it! You can't run away! We know where you live!
Oh no! It's Final Fantasy villain Sephiroth. He does not want you to see the 2 butts. Stop him!