If that's your sister, ew. If that's your GF's family, wtf. If that's your family and your girlfriend, still, wtf.
Trashy as hell to ask your ex for birthday sex because your wife isn't in the mood.
What if this was your girlfriend and this was the only way she would kiss you?
"If you look out your window on the east side of the plane, you'll see a cloud that slightly resembles your worst nightmares."
Unfortunately you will still have to drive to your cubicle everyday regardless of who your President is.