No matter how long Carol sucked on that turtle he did not turn into a prince.
'You know how it's fun to look up the popular mean girls that made you miserable in High School and see how they turned out She's 30. '
When you let it hang out of your shorts to see how long before anyone notices.
Technically, what this kid did was within the rules. You win this round, child!
How you feel after you finally get to pee after holding it for a long time.
This answer is technically right, but not within the spirit of the assignment. How dare you, kid!