Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
We found Waldo. What's he doing in my wife's underwear? Waldo! Get out of there!
This only took a few minutes to clean up, but these bras belong to my dead wife. WHY WOULD KIDS DO THIS!?
I had to completely cut down and replace these hedges. My wife died a few years ago and I planted them in her memory. I miss you, Leslie.
I just can't trust Vodka after it told me that marrying my wife was a good idea. Right everybody? Remember when I badmouthed wives? That was fun.