When the graphic designer is on vacation and you have claws instead of hands for reference.
When you think you look cute in the photo but you really just look drunk as fuck.
When drunk you gets the Dominos guy to buy you McDonald's in the 'special instructions' section.
His home built girlfriend didn't turn out exactly how he hoped, but will have to do.
When you're so drunk you break into an abandoned building and fall asleep.
When your pizza guy is on meth just like you it's clear you live in a shit town.
This guy just points to his forehead when he orders at a Chinese restaurant.
When you just turned 17 and you've been pregnant 4 times but only have 1 child - part two.