Hello, I am the Fail Monster. I am a monster that subsists on a diet of fails. Behold while I feast.
But fails are so sweet and I am the fail monster. I can't help my weird diet.
The problem is that fails are so readily available. If there weren't fails everywhere, I would eat better.
Now I return you to your regularly scheduled fail gallery. Oh man, this is such a fail.
Hello Break audience, it is I. Captain Obvious. I am going to tell you the obvious elements that make these Prom Fails, fails. That dress is not a good color for this teen. Fail.
A knife sale for back to school? I should not eat a fail this sweet. It might give me high fail-esterol.
I hate you product instruction fail. I hate you with every fiber of my being.
I unfortunately must use a scooter to move around because I am too fat from eating fails.