This is what they do when you accidentally wear the same pants as a coworker.
The Baby Leg Lasso, for when your kid is the one who wears the (metaphorical) pants
Will the banana guard protect your banana? Yes. Do you have daily activities that endanger your banana? Not really. So do you need a banana guard? Again, no.
I have no idea if that guy on the right is wearing pants and that is freaking me out.
Being pregnant making you fat? Wear a tight band around your stomach for 6 to 8 hours a day!
Those suspenders are holding up her pants cuz her pockets are filled with gummy bears.