Appreciate the enthusiasm, but someone really has to work on their timing.
Google Has Actually Been Working On “Self-deprecating Cars” This Whole Time
Daryl swears it is the last time he will try to make love to a cactus. THE LAST TIME.
When you're working out and you've got to take a break to make a funny topical tweet.
If they worked together they know they could make it to the pet store and back before Mom noticed.
Oh damn shes already dating a 35 year-old who makes 5 times as much money as me? Great.
Customer. It only happened the one time. You know what? Let's just stop making United memes.
Instead of making her put a bag over her head each time, they came up with a compromise.
The dog will spit out the tennis ball and grab the new one. Works every time.
Hello, I am the joke explainer. My job is to explain jokes to make sure everyone understands them. The joke here is that some of the people who visit or work at this office are annoying. JOKE EXPLAINED.