I told you that naked Russian woman on the back of the bike was going to fall!
Now that's a hot waffle house. I don't mean that literally of course. I mean I am attracted to that waffle house. Physically.
I Hope She Doesn’t Pass Out With The Blood Rushing To Her Head, Because I Almost Did
Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
A hot chimpanzee in the next enclosure just threw her poop and George was having a good day.
I had to completely cut down and replace these hedges. My wife died a few years ago and I planted them in her memory. I miss you, Leslie.
I don’t even think she needs psychic powers. Pretty sure this chick could beat me up with her fists.
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