What if you could have whatever car you want, but couldn’t get married the rest of your life?
When you get married, next thing ya know a baby will fly right out of your woman.
His Mom regretted asking him “Why don’t you marry your Xbox if you like it so much?”
He really liked hockey and she really wanted to get married so it worked out.
‘So [dating married men is] an advantage in a way that they will not get emotionally connected to me. And they will not want to pursue anything.’
When you vandalize a McDonald's for getting your order wrong and manage to hurt yourself in the process, as well as get arrested.
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.