One day we hope to live in a world where people run marathons and don't speak of it.
Even if the invite said clothes were optional, you should probably still keep your clothes on.
Pulled over for driving without a license, she then proceeded to try and bribe the officer with sexual favors.
When you run someone over and then lead police on a car chase because you need the extra time to finish eating your Big Mac.
No, Michael Jenkins, 23, you cannot reach into the drive-thru window and grope McDonald's employees..