These cats didn’t know why their adoptive mom named them “Lunch” and “Snack.”
He’s 10-years-old but wouldn’t listen to his mom to stop cracking his knuckles.
Next time your mom asks why you wear ripped jeans, now there IS a purpose.
His Mom regretted asking him “Why don’t you marry your Xbox if you like it so much?”
I cut myself shaving earlier today and my cut just wouldn't stop bleeding. That's why this package is bloody.