These cats didn’t know why their adoptive mom named them “Lunch” and “Snack.”
He’s 10-years-old but wouldn’t listen to his mom to stop cracking his knuckles.
His Mom regretted asking him “Why don’t you marry your Xbox if you like it so much?”
Next time your mom asks why you wear ripped jeans, now there IS a purpose.
I cut myself shaving earlier today and my cut just wouldn't stop bleeding. That's why this package is bloody.