'Naw it's cool we aren't here for the dancers we're just out for dinner...plus the kids are too young to understand the dancing thing.'
When it's not a strip club but you get a drunk lap dance from some random woman anyway.
Local strippers get 'Tip Me' tattooed on their asses. It does not increase their tips whatsoever.
When you gotta practice your routine at 5 but the babysitter don't come until 6.
When you're tryna make out with a girl but you're wearing a shark costume.