As a girl, the top of your head is not as important as the dope-ass shoes I shelled out $80 for.
When you're so drunk you break into an abandoned building and fall asleep.
…I found the body shapes I saw on Instagram unrealistic and unachievable for me.’
A woman tried walking over the border with cocaine in her shoes. To be fair, this looks like it could actually work.
'My son started to cry when he saw Santa, so I decided it'd be a good idea if we all joined too.'