As a girl, the top of your head is not as important as the dope-ass shoes I shelled out $80 for.
A woman tried walking over the border with cocaine in her shoes. To be fair, this looks like it could actually work.
One day we hope to live in a world where people run marathons and don't speak of it.
When you run out of 'buttery spread' so you give your customers bowls of butter.
‘I matured very early,” she explains, ‘…and started dieting when I was in about fourth grade.’