'I realized I don't live in the best neighborhood when I saw this at the liquor store.'
As a girl, the top of your head is not as important as the dope-ass shoes I shelled out $80 for.
‘I was given a sigmoidoscopy, at the Mater hospital, Belfast, where a camera was inserted into my colon, and they saw that I have…
When you're so drunk you break into an abandoned building and fall asleep.
…I found the body shapes I saw on Instagram unrealistic and unachievable for me.’
A woman tried walking over the border with cocaine in her shoes. To be fair, this looks like it could actually work.
'My son started to cry when he saw Santa, so I decided it'd be a good idea if we all joined too.'
‘When my family saw me they were amazed, I'm still me and the same person but I look like an improved version of myself.''