Thousands of years of intelligent mate selection led you to...make a really shitty MS Paint meme.
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...
'Got blackout drunk last night...my girlfriend helped me remember what happened.'
Fact: Rooster pheasants typically have a harem of several females during spring mating season.
This has been pictures of the Australian Kardashians and facts about Australia. Have a G'day, mate!