He played Super Mario too many times and thought he could save the princess.
Break Debate! Should they bring back “pizza delivery in 30 minutes or free?” Or too many accidents?
Sadly, he has watched too many Coors commercials and thinks this is how you get beer.
Full disclosure: we are terrified of vacuum cleaners too. What’s that noise!?
What if Soros is behind Trump, too? Like he just literally controls everything?