I guess it annoying that you only have red markers for your red whiteboard but why the hell do you have a red whiteboard
This took a few hours to clean up. At the bottom of this chair pile, I found my shattered mop bucket. Why do these kids hate me?
A mom text is always either an obvious question or something you HAVE to do today.
The guy on top has always wanted to cave in someone's skull with a sledgehammer and the guy on bottom has always wanted to have his skull caved in with a sledgehammer. This is why they are doing this.
"No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door." - "Let me out!"
‘I have this cute bikini.... 9 months pregnant and you still look better than I do not pregnant,’ another bemoaned.
'I run a tight ship here. All of my cake makers have to know the difference between what a customer is saying and what they want on their cake. Do you think you can handle that?'
‘I have vague recollections of doctors and nurses coming in and out to check on me and asking weird things like 'do you know where you are?' and 'what's your name?'
‘When I walk down the street with my hair in a long ponytail, hot pink lipstick, shades, jeans and a crop-top, girls say 'Oh my god, you look just like Barbie...'
19. Aleister Crowley Called himself The Great Beast 666.. but he Wasn't a Satanist