Even if this is a knock-off, I’d still wait in line for three weeks for one.
'I'm a big fan of the SAW series, and I want that to be apparent when people use the bathrooms I design.' - This carpenter.
What happens when you lose you mind waiting for your wife to finish shopping
When I want to meditate, I just belt sand something and that gets me there.
When I'm staring out into the Grand Canyon I think to myself 'I am a man.'
When I first saw a picture of the Marvel character Venom I thought to myself 'that should be a bikini.'
Sneezing while marching? That's grounds for a discharge if I ever saw one.