She can’t wait to introduce the dog to her new pet if the dog ever comes back. Where is the dog?
I’m starting to think girls can’t get dates to prom these days ‘cause dudes are taking cutouts.
Carol promised everyone she wasn’t going to drink at her sister’s wedding.
If you see a girl do this… ask her out, who are we kidding? Beggars can’t be choosers.
He has a platform could all get behind, but his pole numbers started to slip.
You know it’s a good wedding when the groom is already PLOWED before it even starts.
This picture of a cat having water forced upon her by a mean bowl was taken at 90pm. Wait a second, that's not a time!
This took months to fix. I had to replant the seeds and wait for them to grow, but I picked the wrong seeds so I had to keep starting over. I'm so bad at this.
New wedding tradition: eat the cake off the bride and make her family watch.