When you ask for extra mayo and the kid making your sandwich busts a nut instead.
Rude dog? Hey lady we don’t walk into your bathroom and watch you pee. Do we?
You see, what they're trying to say is kids suck the money from your life.
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
Water Pouches: These small emergency drinking water pouches are easier to store and carry than bottles of water. Two will get you a day's worth of water. Pack smartly, because drinking your pee is nasty.
Would you let your daughter or girlfriend go out in public wearing nothing but tape?
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.
Life Straw: Oftentimes, mining disasters are due to underground flooding. Bring along your Life Straw to give you some safe drinking water after you run out of your water pouches. And pack a snorkel while you're at it.