‘I matured very early,” she explains, ‘…and started dieting when I was in about fourth grade.’
‘I felt as if there were dozens of cuts on my tongue, and when the salty seawater flowed into my mouth it was unbearably painful.’
I can't make out what's happening in this picture on account of my computer monitor started melting. Is that happening to you?
My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
‘When everyone is wearing down jackets, I had to strip down to my bikini and dive into freezing water.’
I use to love mayo, but with this all that it makes me think of is how much I miss my brother.
I was unable to remove this car from the flagpole. Much like before, this was my car. Now, I walk everywhere.
I love Star Wars as much as I hate graffiti so if you add that to my love for comedy, I'm okay with this.
My job was to deliver the plants. The packages were like that when I got there.