Oh great, now that thing from The Abyss is in the water at the Rio Olympics.
This picture was taken after this car was dropped from a crane but before it hit the water. Cool, huh?
Starbucks coffee is made from the souls of lost children. Little known fact.
Reindeer a-humpin' : Where do you think little reindeer come from? From threesomes!
The guy wearing boxes was a little freaked out when a Terminator showed up to take him up on it.
This took a full day to clean up. I couldn't find a crane so I had to drop them from the roof by hand. All of the furniture was broken. The worst part is it's my furniture. Now I have nothing.
'And you say you know how to keep dinosaurs from escaping their enclosures and ravaging my park? Great! You're hired. Welcome to Jurassic Park!'
Hello, I am from five years in the future and I am here to tell you where these new grads ended up. This student is now a producer on The Daily Show!