Sorry lady, but with a profile like that the only thing you're worth is a booty call.
Margherita Barbieri developed an eating disorder after being called 'thunder thighs' at school. She is now a promising young dancer!
'Guy I graduated high school with. This is his cover photo on Facebook with his kid.'
This cup filled with water melted in the sun. Only in Arizona, right guys?
They teach this in seminary: Tony is shot in the back of the head by Members Only guy.
'Guy I went to school with has requested a change of venue for the reunion. He's been banned from most places in town.'
All this time you wondered why people were called that. This guy. This frickin’ guy.
There Is A Guy In The German Military Whose Only Job Is To Get Punched By Angela Merkel