Microphone tongs may sound fun in theory, but in practice the only reason to use them is if you like looking like a moron.
Is it us or does the doctor in the background look like he wants to make a Human Centipede?
Just looking at these pics makes us an honorary member of the mile high club.
Carl had superpowers but preferred to only use them for sweet Instagram pics.
Maybe Those Retched Fingers Are Supposed To Make Them Look Good In Comparison