'Found this written in the bathroom stall of a Michigan highway rest stop.'
'Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.'
No one gets laid off Facebook, so quit with the fake dick and stop trying.
They found their airline ticket on one of those discount websites and didn't read the fine print.
It was one of those last minute, “stop the love of your life before they take off” situations.
Rubber ducky you’re the one but you have to stop inviting all your friends.