This is what happens when you let your toddler pick out your tattoo colors.
If you don’t want to get fired for your looks, go work at KFC where everyone is ugly, THAT’LL even the playing field for ya.
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
And your parents want a kid who didn't eat paste all K-12, what's your point?
Here's a good comparison of what some women want vs. what your state prefers.
'Babe I don't know what happened, I was at the aquarium looking at the octopus when ALL OF A SUDDEN...'
When you vandalize a McDonald's for getting your order wrong and manage to hurt yourself in the process, as well as get arrested.
This is what your parents paid for you to go to college for, right? Getting fucked up in a field for three days at a music festival and rolling around in glitter?