When you could go to the beach and not worry about what's happening at the office.
This is what happens when you let your toddler pick out your tattoo colors.
If you don’t want to get fired for your looks, go work at KFC where everyone is ugly, THAT’LL even the playing field for ya.
When all you want is chicken nuggets and you gotta watch this happening in the drive-thru line to get them.
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
When your parents frame your ugly yearbook photo because they're shitlords.
Here's a good comparison of what some women want vs. what your state prefers.