The UFO Welcome Center has really upped the real-estate price of the homes in the neighborhood.
So if it’s “1993” they want to bring us the phone to our table like in old movies? “You have a call, sir.”
This lady was about to spend $20 on a haircut when she realized she could use that money on iTunes Korn albums. Good call!
This man used the $20 he saved by cutting his own hair to buy a new keyboard which he plans on using to troll Youtube videos.
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