I mean shit, we've all seen those 'paintings' that are just random splotches of paint splattered on a canvas, right?
‘I’ve traveled with different types of guys, but I didn’t have sexual relations with all of them.’
…but what do you think -- is she deserving of all those followers and the title ‘World’s Hottest Helicopter Pilot,’ or is she all hype and no substance?
‘Before, whenever I looked in the mirror all I could think was that I needed a bigger butt…’
'Babe I don't know what happened, I was at the aquarium looking at the octopus when ALL OF A SUDDEN...'